Saturday, May 4, 2013

Stuff Harvard Guys Say: a launch list


Look, some of my best friends are Harvard guys. Harvard guys are brilliant, and talented, and ambitious, and wonderful. They are also hilarious. In celebration of that final adjective, I am today launching "Stuff Harvard Guys Say". It is a compilation of the wit, wisdom and whimsy of the gentlemen of Harvard. Stuff Harvard Guys Say is collated unscientifically by me and assorted ladies of Harvard. Use the comments to submit your own, or post to twitter using the hashtags #stuffharvardguyssay or #shgs


Tweets

  1. 3h
    Harvard guy: Harvard Kennedy School doesn't have many hot girls, but you're probably in the top 30
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  2. 3h
    Harvard guy: you look great...tell me, how much did your boyfriend pay for your breasts?
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  3. 4h
    Harvard guy: My friends are really successful...and I'm jealous. Then I realize Lindsay Lohan is my age and I feel better about my choices.
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  4. 4h
    Harvard guy: It's not important to me that I'm right about this...but it's important that you think I am.
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  5. 4h
    Harvard guy: everyone has a price...mine's about $250 - if you want me to sleep with you
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  6. 4h
    Harvard guy: I just learned rule one of the internets: NEVER SEND NAKED PHOTOS
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  7. 4h
    Harvard girl: Other Harvard guy has good chat and has had ballroom dancing lessons. Your move. Harvard guy: Yeh but I’m hot. Nuff said
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  8. 4h
    Harvard guy 1: You know, Harvard guy 2, you really could step up your look to the next level with a nice Michael Kors v-neck...
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  9. 4h
    Statistics Prof: Do we care about the relationship between breastfeeding and infant health? Harvard guy: It's not something I care about
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  10. 4h
    Harvard guy: But when I think about the number of car accidents I have had - which is 12 - higher premiums are not a deterrent
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  11. 4h
    Harvard guy: I don't think I'm ready to get engaged. When I googled "2 carat ring" I spelled it "carrot"
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  12. 4h
    Harvard girl: I disagree Harvard guy: That's only because you have woman problems
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  13. 5h
    Statistics Prof: What type of variable is 'female'? Harvard guy: A beautiful one?
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  14. 5h
    Harvard guy who used to be a GS guy: We can be bulge-bracket corporate snobs together
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  15. 5h
    Harvard guy: This school should enforce Black Tie Friday...
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  16. 5h
    Prof: Very little will disqualify you for public office Harvard guy: But I had an affair Prof: Was it last night?
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  17. 5h
    Swedish Harvard guy: My whole bedroom is from ikea – I promise you everyone who comes to it will love it.
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  18. 5h
    Harvard guy: I love my voice and I’m not sure that the quantitative courses will allow me to keep falling in love with my voice
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  19. 5h
    Harvard girl: tell me about your start up. Harvard guy: Which one, sweetheart?
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  20. 5h
    Harvard guy: Why haven’t you hit on me, yet? Harvard girl: Why should I have? Harvard guy: Well, you've been drinking
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  21. 5h
    Harvard guy: I am neither for nor against fake breasts
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  22. 5h
    Harvard guy: I will rock your graphical analysis world, biatches.
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  23. 5h
    Harvard guy: My iPhone just autocorrected OMG to IMF. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
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  24. 5h
    Harvard guy: I'm just way too stressed out to go to Cape Cod for the weekend
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